Thanks to Elle for the following.

(No, not the magazine.)

(See, the blog is called "That's What Je Said". Je is the first person singular pronoun in French. See, if I am referring to her, I need to use third person singular.)

(Oh, never mind.)

Thanks to elle for the following meme theme thing:

I CAN'T
root for the New York Yankees
seem to lose any weight
imagine why people watch reality television

I CAN
tell you way too much about things you don't care about
answer a lot of questions on Jeopardy
yearn for a life I did not live

I WON'T
compromise my principles
sing karaoke
speak in public again

I WILL
be up too late tonight
regret that decision tomorrow morning
eat too many slices of pizza with dinner

I SHOULDN'T
eat too many slices of pizza with dinner
buy the portable email device I have my eye on
worry about things I cannot control

I SHOULD
call my parents more often
visit my parents more often
get more exercise