...or, My Wife Is Funnier Than You, Part MCMXCVXIII
HER: But I need...lady stuff.
ME: No problem. What kind?
HER: Always Thin Overnight. With wings.
ME(writing): Thin, overnight, wings. Got it. Any special brand?
HER: I told you.
ME: No, I need to know if there's a special brand.
HER: I told you. Always.
ME: Oh, you mean the brand Always. I thought you meant the word always. Small 'a'.
HER: You're always stupid.
Airplane stickers!
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