A To Z Day Ten: Jokes

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "is the bar tender here?"
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What did one hat say to the other?

"You stay here, I'll go on a head."
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Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?

Because of his coffin.
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park your car, man.
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What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

You look a little pail!
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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

All the cheetahs.