I think this is original, too:

The RNC is apparently going to have the 2008 Convention in Minneapolis.

Huh.

I didn't know they had a prison big enough to hold 10000+ Republicans at the same time.

Republican Liberal-someone who gives their tax break to charity.


That's original, I think.

"From keeping our country safe from terrorists to securing our borders to reforming the tax code to make it fairer and cutting wasteful government spending, Republicans are working for a better future for America."

From a Republican fund raising email.

Seriously, now-have they done even one of those things?

Fatalities from terrorist attacks, 2005: 8,076

(http://www.thisiswhatdemocracylookslike.com/node/121)

Tell me again how we're winning the war?