Saturday, January 13, 2007

Rent is so fucking good it hurts.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

New English sentences, logically, in my mind, never before uttered in human history:

"Do you have the pharmacist's cheese?"

"Who peed on my dresser?"

"Get your feet out of the popcorn."

All three have been uttered in my presence.
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