The Boston Red Sox 2009 Season, 109 games old, died today after a short illness. The season will be interred at Yankee Stadium, Bronx, NY. In lieu of flowers, angered notes demanding apologies may be sent to Boston Red Sox Baseball Club, c/o Theo Epstein, Yawkey Way, Boston, MA, 01234.
(The Red Sox lost again today, a humiliating 5-0 whitewash by the dang Yankees. So how 'bout them Patriots?)
I don't know how to make a sadder face. CRAP. THIS SUCKS. will have to do.
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