10. I'm a fighter, I'm a poet, I'm a preacher.
9. If you sneeze, and your back hurts, you're out of shape.
8. If the lights aren't on yet, they're not open.
7. Yes, you're in the way.
6. If you buy more than one fantasy football magazine, you've got a problem.
5. If the pretty girl at the grocery store is flirting with your son, and not you, you're old.
4. If a holiday happens to fall on a Saturday, you don't get to start celebrating on Wednesday.
3. There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease.
2. It's not too late. It might be too early, though.
1. It's never a bad idea to stay back and hope they hit into a double play.
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