British Steal

Or, I'm running out of ways to use the word "Steal" in a post title. Sunday Stealing again:


1. Are you happier now than you were five months ago?

No.


2. Have you ever slept in the same bed with anyone that you shouldn't have?


Yes.


3. Can you sleep in total darkness?


Yes. I could sleep in Times Square if I had to.


4. Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for, the one who got away, what do you say?


I wouldn't answer that question for a million dollars.

5. What do you think about the weather this summer?


It's hot. What else do you say?


6. How many people do you trust with everything?


Counting my wife? One.

7. What was the last thing you drank?


Coke Zero.

8. Is there anyone you want to come see you?


Sure


9. Name one thing you love about winter?


Snow. Every time it snows, it's like, no matter how much you have to do, it's a little bit like a holiday.

10. Have you ever dated a Goth?


No. I should have-there was one who liked me, I think, at one point. But I didn't.

11. What are you looking forward to tomorrow?


It being over.

12. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having?


It's going to rain, and people in my family are going to use that as an excuse to not exercise.

13. What's the longest that you have committed to one person and one person only?


Assuming I mind my manners, it will be 16 years in October.

14. What’s the first thing you did when you opened your eyes today?


Turn off my alarm.

15. Has anyone ever told you they never want to ever lose you?


Yes.


16. Is there anybody that you wish you could fix your relationship with?

Yes

17. Could you go out in public, looking like you do now?


Yes. Should I? That's really a question for society.

18. Do you think things will change in the next 3 months? How?

Certainly. Things always change.

19. Do you believe that you never know what you got until you lose it?


Absolutely. Tom Keifer taught us that.

20. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

Other than my wife? No.