I don't cry. Ever.
What happens is, when I watch "The Replacements", and Shane Falco, played by Keanu Reeves, gives that little speech about pain healing and chicks digging scars and glory lasting forever, is that something gets in my eyes. Both of them. Every time.
But it's not crying.
Because men don't do that.
I just figured I'd clear that up.
Hm.
ReplyDeleteMEN do cry. Seems the men I date cry more than I do. I do recall a certain moment in my last relationship that he cried his eyes out...bawling style on my bed because he said I emotionally cheated on him...
What?! =P
No, you misunderstand. Men don't cry. He got something in his eye, and simultaneously had an asthma attack.
ReplyDeleteSuch things are so easily misunderstood.
I want to see a football comedy even more filled with cliches, including:
ReplyDelete- a pair of buddy-cops on the team
- a nerd and the mostly-working robot football player he built
But, as the great Janeane Garofalo said, I'm not made of stone here, people.
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