Tuesday, March 31, 2009

My Wife Is Funnier Than You, Part III

ME: I don't want to go to work.

HER: I don't want you to go to work, either.

ME: So it's unanimous.

HER: Unless you didn't wear your name tag. Then it would be anonymous.

ME: Or if I went to work under an assumed name. Then it would be pseudonymous.

Not only did we rhyme unanimous, we did it TWICE. Ha. So there.

In case Conficker destroys the Internet tomorrow, it's been great knowing everybody. See you in the 14th century.

Hey, at least those "freecreditreport.com" guys are ready-they are already at the Renaissance Faire.


  1. Oh, you got me laughing. Even at 1:30 AM. THAT my friend is a PASS for you!

    BUT now I'm singing the Free Credit Report.com song...

    That's a FAIL

  2. Tell Your Dad, Tell Your Mom....


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