Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Game The First, 2009: And here....we.....go!

Josh Beckett pitched 7 strong innings of one run, two hit baseball, and the Red Sox worked around a hiccup from the Okey Doke. Bat Masterson and the Lord of the Dance closed it out, and it goes in the books as a 5-3 Boston win. Our Man DP, fresh off his video game commercial where EA Sports doubts his ability, shut up the critics with his first homer, while El Capitan managed to muscle one out as well.

Even though my doppelganger lost on Jeopardy, it's a good day.

You can't go 162-0 without going 1-0, and we, my friends, are 1-0.

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