Game Eighty Five: Help Us, Obi Wan Halladay, You're Our Only Hope

At Fenway tonight, the visiting Kansas City Royales With Cheese stormed back from a 4-0 deficit to steal away an 8-6 win. Brad Penny returned all his videos to Blockbuster and left his bags packed by the door in another mediocre performance, while his successors, MDC, Bat Masterson, and New Guy RR, seemed no more willing to retire Royals batters than they would be to wear a moose costume outside Sarah Palin's house.