If I Were A Rich Man...

Something I got from Lexi, who got it from Corra, who got it from....oh, you don't care.


- If I were a season, I would be Autumn.
- If I were a month, I would be October.
- If I were a day of the week, I would be Tuesday.
- If I were a time of day, I would be dusk.
- If I were a planet, I would be Mars.
- If I were a direction, I would be North.
- If I were a tree, I would be a pine.
- If I were a flower, I would be a crysanthemum
- If I were a fruit, I would be a tomato.
- If I were a land animal, I would be an elephant.
- If I were a sea animal, I would be a manatee.
- If I were a bird, I would be a hummingbird
- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a hammock.
- If I were a liquid, I would be Coke Zero.
- If I were a stone, I would be iron pyrite.
- If I were a tool, I would be an awl.
- If I were a kind of weather, I would be gentle, warm rain.
- If I were a musical instrument, I would be a piano.
- If I were a color, I would be red.
- If I were a facial expression, I would be a quizzical look.
- If I were an emotion, I would be melancholy.
- If I were a sound, I would be the first five notes of Led Zeppelin's "Since I've Been Loving You".
- If I were an element, I would be gallium.
- If I were a car, I would be a used Subaru.
- If I were a food, I would be marinara sauce.
- If I were a place, I would be Lake Winnepesaukee.
- If I were a flavor, I would be lime.
- If I were a scent, I would be leather and sandalwood and rain.
- If I were an object, I would be an extension cord.
- If I were a body part, I would be an ankle .
- If I were a song, I would be Billy Joel's "I've Loved These Days".
- If I were a pair of shoes, I would be high top sneakers.
- If I were transportation, I would be an ocean liner.
- If I were a fairy tale, I would be Shrek.
- If I were a holiday, I would be Arbor Day.