SCENE: Overweight bearded male is driving his wife's car out of a Burger King parking lot. Poised, elegant wife is sitting next to him. They observe a number of gulls walking about the back of the parking lot. The gulls, unimpressed, watch the car go by, only belatedly walking out of its path.
MALE: They're getting brave. They didn't fly away.
WIFE: They're getting cocky. They're saying, "You saw what we did to that plane, right? Go ahead, bring it! We ain't afraid of no car!"
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