Saturday, November 28, 2009

My brother has a complex about this, but I don't...

...or, My Wife Is Funnier Than You, Part MCMXCVXIII

HER: But I need...lady stuff.

ME: No problem. What kind?

HER: Always Thin Overnight. With wings.

ME(writing): Thin, overnight, wings. Got it. Any special brand?

HER: I told you.

ME: No, I need to know if there's a special brand.

HER: I told you. Always.

ME: Oh, you mean the brand Always. I thought you meant the word always. Small 'a'.

HER: You're always stupid.

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