A Royal Pain

Either Janera is late, or I'm early, or something. But it's Wednesday Wickedness day, and it's actually Wednesday, and things, and stuff. This week's contestant is actual royalty, Prince William of England









1. “I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.”Where do you buy your underwear?




Whereever it's on sale. 


2. “I'm always open for people saying I'm wrong because most of the time I am.” How often are you wrong?


I'm married. Every minute of every day.
3. “Harry can paint but I can't. He has our father's talent while I, on the other hand, am about the biggest idiot on a piece of canvas. I did do a couple of drawings at Eton which were put on display. Teachers thought they were examples of modern art, but in fact, I was just trying to paint a house!” What was the last thing that you drew?


A map for someone who was lost. 
4. “I do think I am a country boy at heart. I love the buzz of towns and going out with friends and sitting with them drinking and whatever -- it's fun -- but, at the same time, I like space and freedom.” How would you describe yourself?


"In no particular order."
5. “I remember her as being a huge inspiration to me, someone to really look up to and admire.” He’s talking about his mom. Who do you admire?



The President. My father. 


6. “I think it's very important that you make your own decision about what you are. Therefore you're responsible for your actions, so you don't blame other people.” How do you think you are about taking responsibility for your actions?


Not as good as I should be. 
7. “My guiding principles in life are to be honest, genuine, thoughtful and caring.” What are your guiding principles?

Tell the truth. Split your kings. Take the underdog at home. Dont take any wooden nickels. 


8. “Only the mad girls chase me, I think.” When you were, or if you are, single: What type of people chased you?

Nonexistent ones. 

9. “I don't deliberately select my friends because of their background. If I enjoy someone's company, then that's all that counts. I have many different friends who aren't from the same background as me and we get on really well -- it's brilliant.” How do you select your friends?

I dont have any friends. 

10. “People say it's not ambitious, but it is actually quite ambitious wanting to help people.” When was the last time that you volunteered to help people?


I did a lot of volunteering at my son's old school.