"It Is What It Is. Until It Isn't."
From an above post: "Summarize a novel in less than 140 characters.""Home, Jeeves""Yes, Miss Daisy (hehehehe)""Wait! This isn't the road home. This is a deserted road..(screeching tires)"Oh ... OH!"*BLAM*BLAM*car door opensbody fallscar door slamsscreeching tires...
Is that 140 characters though? I doubt it.
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