Shame on you!

The Red Sox are off today.

I posted the following on Twitter(@spudrph): "DMX made appearance less than a mile from me yesterday. Never been so close to so many letters b4."

I got crickets. Nothing. Not a giggle.

Now, I'm sorry, but that is funny.

To quote the late, great Mitch Hedberg, "that joke is funnier than you acted".

Shame on all of you.

I'm an unrecognized genius, I tell you.