Apparently, Whitesnake is releasing a new album. Like The Eagles, it's a Wal Mart only release.
Are you serious? Was there a DEMAND for this? Were hordes of people assembling in the music section of Wal Mart, crying out, "if only there were new Whitesnake songs!"
And Which Whitesnake? Didn't they have like 5 different guitar players at different points?
Don't get me wrong, I bought the eponymous Whitesnake album, in 1987, when we were all ordered to. It wasn't bad. And that "Is This Love?" song was excellent, with the spectacular woman in it, Tawny Kitaen, who went on to even greater renown for beating up left handed American League starting pitchers with her high heeled shoe.
But really? Whitesnake?
All together now, on three...