Game Fifty Five: We Don't Do Fridays

The Red Sox continued their record of Fail Fridays with a real Fail of an effort from Brad "You Were Renting, Right?" Penny. The aforementioned righthander, who is rumored to be traded for everyone from Victor Martinez to Jon from "Jon and Kate Plus Eight", gave up 5 runs in his 5 2/3 innings, while Kevin Milwood allowed only an unearned run over his seven innings, giving the visitors from Tejas a 5-1 win.