The Sunday 160: Pacification

It's Sunday, which means it's time for the Monkey Man's Sunday 160, a story in 160 characters or less. This week's is called "Pacification" and is once again about the Boy Who Would Be King, my brand spankin' new nephew, Wyatt Couchoud, and his encounter with a new object, the pacifier:









Same shape.
Taste is wrong.
No food coming out.
Is this some kind of trick?
Suck once. Again.
Nothing.
Really? Is this the best you can do?
Oh, well.
It beats crying.