Thanks to Katie (dontcallmekathleen.blogspot.com) for the idea and the Imagination Prompt Generator (creativity-portal.com/prompts/imagination.prompt.html) for, uh, the idea:
Name Three Reasons Why You Should Get Out Of Bed Tomorrow:
Wiseass Answer: Mastercard, Visa, and American Express
Slightly Less Wiseass Answer: Poverty, Fear, and Habit.
Serious Answer: My son-As much as I gripe about him, I love him to death. My wife-as much as I gripe about her, I love her more than you can imagine. My job-as much as I gripe about it, there are people counting on me.